CDP United Kingdom

With an opening budget of 37p, the UK Central Democratic Party intends to wipe the floor with the Tories, UKIP, Labour, Liberal Democrats and others (sorry Greens) at a general election sometime soon.

Actually, as acting president / leader of the Central Democratic Party, I really don't mind if any of the other political parties steal the SDP UK's ideas and pledges. Actually, I don't want to be leader, or president, though I personally would like to see the UK become a Republican Monarchy, where the president is a silent head of state that ensures the law, the government gets on and does the job and the monarchy are simply ceremonial figures for those people that need such things, and to do what they can for the economy.

The CDP baulks at the main political parties of the UK. Ping pong with too much emhpyhsis on the pong.

Our main policies are;

1) The UK to become the world's first Republican Monarchy.
2) To stay within the EU but to negotiate with other members states to create a three-tier system;
a) Integrated states that have the Euro and their hands in each others affairs.
b) Non-integrated states, that enjoy Movement of Goods and Freedom of Movement Regulations, plus are bound by EC Regulations that are not based on the Euro / economic / political integration.
c) European free trade members, such as Norway and Swotzerland are today.
3) To rewrite human rights law, to demand that the European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) respects the rights of the many also, to make the ECHR culpable for their acts.
4) To close all British jails and move the inmates to islands off the British coast. To instil a sense of community amongst them. To teach them building and other trades; in fact, they will need these as they will ultimately need to build, expand and maintain their own community structures.

More coming, go to go for a glass of wine right now.